Cheating On Music?

CHEATING... On Music 

Webdings translation: Cheating On Music?

Why does the font Webdings even exist?  I don't even think 5 year olds can understand that horse shit 

So as you freaks and shneeks may all know, recently I've been in mah downtown studio making ill beats and lyrix that'll make your children go deaf and your dogs run backwards.  I've been using Garage Band and all the instruments they have at my disposal  to make all the beats myself.  However, the other day as I was scouring through my usual craigslist and youtube routine, I stumbled across a tutorial on Garage Band.  This tutorial informed me that there is one single button, yeah one click, on Garage Band that has already made beats for you to sample and loop for days and days.  

I never really considered myself a cheater before (well may be that one time I hid in the bushes and drenched myself in water for 4 laps while the rest of my lacrosse team did their 7 lap punishment, that's different though) but it's starting to become really hard to make beats with my keyboard and the instruments that come with Garage Band.  The beats are usually off by just a mili second and they are never perfect.  Anyways, just wondering, if I were to start using this "Loop Browser" function with already made beats and then lay down my own lyrix, is that considered cheating?

Until I get Pro Tools or a Singapore Monkey to make me sick JUSTICE and MSTRKRFT freejoles style beats, I think I'm gona stick with the Loop Browser button unless told other wise...  

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Entering The Realm Of Radness

I've been pretty damn bored recently for more reasons than one (not including the cancellation of "Nick at Night") and so what have I been doing?  Blogging?  Wrong!

I've been getting pretty weird in my downtown studio frothing myrts and making ill beats yo!

  

I know what you're thinking white surfer boyz can't/don't rap... Well firstly, I'm Italian (at least that's what I like to think) and secondly, who ever said that in the first place has never had the pleasure of meeting "Hendonesia".  

Check out my new myspace music page and give some of the tracks on there a listen or a froth to!  More tracks are on the way each day as I lay in the fortress of play (ok that rhyme was freaking weak, I promise none of my trax are like that horse shit!)  

Here's the site: myspace.com/hendonesia 

Surf Ambassador Hendo Iz Transforming...

Howz it brahs?

Long time no... blah blah blah (shut it anonymous comment kook!) 

Anywho, lets get to the point.  

Wuz it a safari or surfari?  Only time will tell  

After a mental motor boat trip/safari mission out to Las Vague Ass (BNOML part II), the Ambassador is back and better than ever!  

Dane Knocked out by Owen Right?  More like Owen Wrong!

Bells is goin down as we speak so get your fackin nerd bot on and get your fantasy team on lock down!    

Sir Snarf on the look out for Cougs? or a transforming Surf Ambassador?  PHOTO BY PO PO

Anyways, be on the look out for more shit headed your way... shit that ain't all surf... WHAAAATTTTTTT DID HE SAYYYYYY???????

Das right, the Ambassador of froth has been really busy lately doing a lot of cool shit that doesn't all necessarily have to do with surfing.  But that's not to say that I ain't been surfin lately, cause I've got really salty balls to prove that!

Just keep yo eyes peeled fool

you've been warned

-The Ambassador of...